McCain and Palin do their best Benny Lava impression to sway voters in November. Obviously a parody of the greatest Bollywood song/video ever–Kalluri Vaanil. This is for you, Prabhu Deva!
It appears as though the Imperial Army has turned in their speeder bikes for something a little more agile as evidenced by this Imperial Storm Trooper caught driving a white Lotus Exige.
Not one to let a Lotus-driving storm trooper have all the fun, Darth Vader has upped the ante by hopping into an Ariel Atom. Sounds like time for another round of “Caption This.” Apparently, fighting rebel uprisings and making stray cats float around the Death Star (or whatever he does) gets boring after a while, so Darth has picked up an Ariel Atom for a weekend toy. We’re wondering if this settles the question of what is the ultimate Vader ride. Probably not. (Hat tip to Eric!)
This is the funniest thing I have seen online for a while. Seriously I laugh every time I watch it.
Watch this video first.
Now watch this one.
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I really don’t like trucks, its just not my thing. I prefer small nibble sports cars, but thanks to Top Gear if I was to get a truck it would definitely be a Toyota.
Top Gear tries to destroy the Toyota Hilux
Top Gear vs the North Pole
The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth
Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the worldas consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, “The Truth About Chuck Norris” is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.
Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
a[ A cobra once bit Chuck Norrisas leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
a[ Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
a[ When an episode of aWalker, Texas Rangera aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
a[ Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
a[ Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
a[ Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norrisas house is a Total Gym.
A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, “The Truth About Chuck Norris” is easily the most important book of all time.
Everything Is Better Wrapped in Bacon
By: Dahlia Rideout
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”—Doug Larson
Bacon is the great equalizer in American cuisine. It brings lofty dishes down to earth and elevates the mundane to new heights. It’s not surprising that most vegetarians I know covet the loin strips—or at least dig the smell.
I’m always amazed at a chef’s ingenuity and creativity when it comes to our cured pork friends. Here is a small collection of some unusual but tasty dishes wrapped in bacon.
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